English Version | Index: The Nonsense Issue

8 Editor's Letter.10 Index.16 Backstage.376 To be continued.

IN VOGUE

20 Trends. Layers, evening gowns, comfortable looks, prints with messages or plaid... with so many options, we only see squares. Checkmate.30 Stranger Things. The mountain gave birth to a mouse. In this case, it was Fashion that gave birth sinister things.36 Jewellery & Wacthes. We're all messed up, where do we put the rings? Is it in the feet or in the hands?38 Electro-Techical. When Chanel shows us the right time.42 A Bug’s Life. Watch out, they are out there and, we risk saying,,. they have more style than us.52 Hey, wanna cheat the system? After all, are we to blame? Like this? By Carolina Queirós.56 City-Fen 600, Beach-u-ron 1000 & Farmistil 1mg/G. These are the only drugs you will need this summer.62 Silly Season. We combined the sexy with the pleasant. Photography Frederico Martins.76 Salad dressing. We proved that Calzedonia’s new line is for all bodies and tastes.

LIFESTYLE

80 Itinerary. What to see, what to read, what to do.86 You know you love me. Gossip Girl is back! And Jordan Alexander came to say hello at Vogue Portugal. Photography by Jason Nocito. Styling by Erik Ziemba.100 Imagine that... Have you ever seen a work of unseen art?104 The Triumph of the Stupid. Robert Panda is spreading stupid around the world.116 Quo Vadis, Humor? The pandemic came to infect those who have humor. By Nuno Miguel Dias.120 From Zero to Hero. The inventions that have gone from grade 0 to grade 20.124 A summer of… Euphoria, inertia and sexyness. To apply at home and in life.128 Advertisement and Common Sense. To think that some of these ads were successful... By Diego Armés.140 In the art of nature. Two hotels where you will want to get lost.152 It’s at the table, dumbass! The nonsense that is done in the kitchen. And with the food. By Nuno Miguel Dias.

BEAUTY

164 The Life Aquatic. Fish scales, in makeup? Groundbreaking! Creative direction by Christina Kapongo and Estrella Elorduy. Photography by Christina Kapongo. Hair and makeup by Estrella Elorduy.176 Pretty Burns. Don't say we didn't warn you. By Ana Saldanha.182 Test-drive. Vogue choses the best products so that your hair doesn't stand on end. By Ana Saldanha.184 Sugar, spice and everything nice. There are ice creams and makeup to enjoy before and after sunset. By Ana Saldanha.188 Pantone: rainbow nonsense. How many colors do you make a rainbow? With as many as we want. Creative direction and makeup by Rebecca Muir. Photography by Nick Scaife. Styling by Lauren T. Franks. Hair by Stellios Chondros.196 There’s plenty of doctors in the sea. They’re just not that good. By Ana Saldanha.200 Anything goes. The results. It’s all about the results. The most unusual treatments in the market. By Ana Saldanha. Photography by Anna Rudzit.202 How to lose 10 pounds in 10 minutes. And the notion in a second. Diets that leave us with our mouths open.206 Kim Possible. These costumes made a big shot. Photography by Jamie Nelson. Styling by Karen Levitt. Hair by Elsa. Makeup by Lottie.224 All bodies are beautiful. And by all, we mean all. By Pureza Fleming.

VOGUE

230 Summer Hits 2021. NASA coats on the beach. Medieval knight boots. This is summer 2021. Directed by Nelly Gonçalves.248 What does it mean to be stupid? If you always wanted to know what is stupid, read this text. By Diego Armés. Artwork by Octavi Serra.254 I love fashion but it’s everything I hate. Fashion, that bitch. By Hugo van der Ding.260 A day with me. Me, myself and I. Creative direction and photography by Martina Keenan. Styling by Barbara Vélez.276 Allegro Ma Non Troppo. No, the ignorant aren’t happier than the non-ignorant. Got it?280 The unbearable weight of being an influencer. Some people are capable of anything for a like. Creative Direction and photography by Élio Nogueira. Styling by Sandra Benbaruk.296 It’s love, moron! In defense of monogamy. And polygamy. And of whatever you want. By João Padinha. Photography by Karén Khachturov.300 Ridiculousness. Inflatable pools in the city? Naturally.Photography by Dominika Witos. Styling by Patrycia Dziewit.314 Wanted: self-awareness. Add a dash of notion. By Pureza Fleming.318 Mundane Magic. The camp asks for a wardrobe to match: high heels and tight dresses. Photography by Brendan Freeman. Styling by Lorna McGee.332 A Group of Idiots. What would a meeting of anonymous idiots be like? It would be like this. By Nuno Miguel Dias.336 How Absurd! Homewear is to wear on the street. And vice versa. Creative direction by Gerard Lopez Pie. Photograph by Josefina Andres. Styling by Isis Rodriguez.350 Foolishly fantastic. Surrealism in its pure state. Creative direction by Marie Dalmasso. Photography by Hilde Van Mas. Styling by Joan Dacheville.

Translated from the original, as part of Vogue Portugal's The Nonsense Issue, from July/August 2021.